how to write a ******* song with a die
clean off a table.
no don't. it's better if you don't.
throw a bunch of dice on the table.(you should already have dice on your desk)
pull a synthesizer out of a bag.
slap it on the table.
connect chords. cords.(be sure to wear headphones)
snatch up a the closest dice.(it's a d20)
roll it.(it's an 8)(when one eight becomes two zeros)
count that many keys starting on the left.
FUC< THAT NOTE.(hold it)(TWIST knobs)(FIST buttons)
grab another DIE and THROW IT.
place a FIST where you should.
(repeat /record _release)
...expect a new album soon.